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I'm the girl your mother warned you about.
Rude, Offensive and Humorous T-Shirts
"I'm the girl your mother warned you about." Tank Top
Spaghetti Tank

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Warned By Mom (Item #LS509)
"I'm the girl your mother warned you about. - t-shirt and spaghetti tank top.
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Color: Red with White print on Front
Material: Tees are Heavyweight 50/50, Spaghetti Tanks are 100% PreShrunk Cotton

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