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Dirty Sanchez, put a smile on their face
Rude, Offensive and Humorous T-Shirts

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"Dirty Sanchez... put a smile on their face" T-shirt and Hooded Sweatshirt (Item #ND701)
YES, we redesigned THE Original "Dirty Sanchez" t-shirt... introduced in 2000 right here at GetOffended.com.... except NO SUBSTITUTES! Dirty Sanchez is another of our popular phrases. I was very surprised to know how many people actually knew what this one meant. A "Dirty Sanchez" is when during sexual activity, the giving partner inserts their finger into the receiving partner's anal cavity. The giver continues by removing the finger and smearing the feces residue onto the upper and lower lip of the receiver to form a mustache disguise similar to the graphic picture on the shirt front. Please don't try this one at home

T-Shirts currently IN STOCK:
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Temporarily BackOrdered T-Shirts
(will ship in 15-20 Business Days): None

Hoodies currently IN STOCK:
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Color: Black with White and Brown Print (front on tee, back on hoodie)
Material: Heavyweight 50/50

T-Shirt Price: $18.00 now $16.95
(add $2 for 2XL, $7 for 3XL, $12 for 4XL)
Hoodie Price: $35.00 now $29.95
(add $5 for 2XL)

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"Dirty Sanchez, put a smile on their face" T-Shirt and Sweatshirt