"If it said "CUSTOM" when you bought it, IT ISN'T" Die Yuppie Scum Choppers T-Shirt

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- DIRTY WORDS
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• Dirty Sanchez (Black)
• Dirty Sanchez (White)
• Donkey Punch
• Shocker (Blue)
• Shocker (Red)
• Cleveland Steamer
• Blumpkin
• Bukkake
• Camel Toe
• Great American Pastime
• Vagetarian - NEW!
• Definition of Necrophilia
• Definition of Vagina

- JUST FOR THE LADIES
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• 100% Bitch - NEW!
• You are what you eat
• Bulimia
• I Taste Good
• No Boyfriend Needed
• Dick Magnet
• I'll Do Everything
• I Put Out
• Warned by Mom
• I Don't Bite

- PANTIES
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• Must Be Drunk
• Click to Enter
• Not Gonna Eat Itself

- OFFENSIVE
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• Ivana Sukfadoh
• Addicted to Porn - NEW!
• Don't Sweat...
• Bulimia
• Ask About My Girth
• Sofa King Cool - NEW!
• I Love Kids
• Show Your Tits
• O.C.D.
• Jesus Is Coming
• The Other Vagina
• Jesus Called...
• 100% Asshole - NEW!
• Proud to be an Asshole
• I'd Do Her
• Ever Ride a Fat Boy?
• F*ck You
• Gun Control
• Woes of Hair Loss
• Welcome to America
• Never Trust a Priest
• I Put Out
• Welfare
• End Racism
• Why Won't Jesse Die?

- ORALLY INCLINED
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• I Taste Good
• A Note from God...
• Muff Diving
• Save a Tree
• Not Gonna Suck Itself
• Shaped Like a Taco?
• Too Drunk to...

- DIE YUPPIE CHOPPERS
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• Die Yuppie Scum
• Anyone Can BUY
• It's Not a Custom
• Discovery Kills

- OTHER STUFF
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• American Pastime Poster
• Bumper Stickers
• Glossary of Perversion
• Closeout Merchandise

- FRIENDS of GetOffended
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YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY OFFENDS US?
CANCER!
To show our support for the American Cancer Society,
$2.50 will be donated for each & every shirt sold from NOW ON!
Over $3500 was raised by our Team last year and over $4000 so far in 2008! - Thanks to all who helped and continue to show their support

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It's Not a Custom T-Shirt (Item #DYS103)
BUILD YOUR OWN OR GO HOME!
Back of the shirt features the "If it said "CUSTOM" when you Bought It, IT ISN'T" slogan. Front of the shirt features the "Die Yuppie Scum Choppers" Skull logo.

Part of the "Die Yuppie Scum Choppers" Series. Our own little way of spreading the word of how sick we are of the chopper-freaks descending into the realm of bikerdom only because they saw it on TV...

T-Shirts currently IN STOCK:
Sm, Lg, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL
Temporarily BackOrdered T-Shirts
(will ship in 15-20 Business Days): Medium

Hoodies currently IN STOCK:
Lg, XL, 2XL
Temporarily BackOrdered Hoodies
(will ship in 15-20 Business Days): None

Color: Black with White on Front & Back
Material: Heavyweight 50/50

T-Shirt Price: ~~$18.00~~ now $16.95
(add $2 for 2XL, $7 for 3XL, $12 for 4XL)
Hoodie Price: ~~$35.00~~ now $29.95
(add $5 for 2XL)

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