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Domestic Shipping (US Only)

Due to recent national attention, Get Offended.com has had to revise our shipping policies. All in stock merchandise usually ships within 8 Business Days. Single shirt purchases are usually shipped First Class with Delivery Confirmation. Multiple item purchases are usually shipped Priority with Delivery Confirmation. Backorder and out of stock purchases (excluding Closeout Specials and Collector's Items) usually ship within 30 working days, however please allow up to 4 to 6 weeks for all deliveries. Thank you.

Domestic Shipping Costs are as follows:
Up to $1.00 = $1.00
$1.01 - $2.00 = FREE
$2.01 - $4.99 = $1.00
$5.00 - $6.99 = $2.50
$7.00 - $8.99 = $4.50
$9.00 - $13.99 = $5.50
$14.00 - $16.99 = $6.50
$17.00 - $25.99 = $7.50
$26.00 - $28.99 = $8.50
$29.00 - $33.99 = $9.50
$34.00 - $39.99 = $10.50
$40.00 - $49.99 = $14.00
$50.00 - $64.99 = $16.00
$65.00 - $79.99 = $18.00
$80.00 - $99.99 = $20.00
$100.00 and Up = FREE

EXPRESS Shipping (NOT NEXT DAY!) (US Only / IMMEDIATE DELIVERY Merchandise ONLY)

Domestic US orders only and only on INSTOCK MERCHANDISE which is listed as "AVAILABLE FOR IMMEDIATE DELIVERY". Check site for availability. Express Orders ship out the next business day using US Express. Domestic orders only. Express Orders arrive in 1-2 Business Days

EXPRESS Shipping Costs are as follows:
Up to $8.99 = $18.50
$9.00 - $28.99 = $29.50
$29.00 - $39.99 = $36.50
$40.00 - $49.99 = $42.50
$50.00 - $64.99 = $48.50
$65.00 - $79.99 = $54.50
$80.00 - $99.99 = $61.50
$100.00 and Up = $68.50

International Shipping - NOT GUARANTEED FOR DELIVERY BEFORE XMAS

Due to recent national attention, Get Offended.com has had to revise our International shipping policies. All in stock merchandise usually ships within two weeks. Canadian orders are shipped via Air Mail with Insurance. All International orders are shipped via Registered Mail with Tracking Verification. Backorder and out of stock purchases (excluding Closeout Specials and Collector's Items) usually ship within 30 working days, however please allow up to 4 to 6 weeks for all deliveries. All orders are not processed until 48 hours before shipping.

AIR CANADIAN Shipping Costs (Canadian Deliveries Only) are as follows:
Shipping via US Air Mail, Tracking is limitted to date of departure. For more detailed tracking, please ship via Canadian Registered below

Up to $4.99 = $2.00 - Ship standard postal without Insurance
$5.00 - $9.99 = $3.50
$7.00 - $8.99 = $5.50
$9.00 - $16.99 = $8.00
$17.00 - $28.99 = $9.50
$29.00 - $33.99 = $10.50
$34.00 - $39.99 = $12.50
$40.00 - $49.99 = $15.00
$50.00 - $64.99 = $18.00
$65.00 - $79.99 = $20.00
$80.00 - $99.99 = $25.00
$100.00 and Up = $15.00

NTERNATIONAL REGISTERED Shipping Costs (Outside the U.S., including Canada) are as follows:
Shipping via US Registered Air with Tracking. Our most reliable shipping method. (all sticker only orders ship Standard)Up to $2.00 = $2.00 - Ship standard postal without Registered
$2.01 - $4.99 = $4.00
$5.00 - $6.99 = $10.50
$7.00 - $16.99 = $19.50
$17.00 - $33.99 = $23.00
$34.00 - $49.99 = $25.00
$50.00 - $79.99 = $28.50
$80.00 - $99.99 = $33.00
$100.00 and Up = $15.00

Return Policy

All Returns and Exchanges require an RMA Number. You must contact our service department to obtain a RMA Number. All orders are final once they have shipped. If you require a different size, ship the shirt back to us and we will replace. If you require a return, ship the shirt back to us and you will receive a credit. If there is a problem with your current order please contact us in a timely manner so we can adjust your order. Contact Get Offended Click Here

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