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HAPPY NEW YEAR!...
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The snow is falling and the masses are still stalking the malls like extras from "The Walking Dead". Fuck, I love that show... But I digress... Show winter who's boss with a "100% Asshole" shirt from GetOffended.com. Go ahead make the holiday your bitch!
Get Offended NEWS...
December 11th ... We've lowered our prices! With big changes and new styles on the horizon, we've lowered our prices to help move stock. Enjoy.
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June 23rd... We've finally added some new styles to our lineup... check em out to the left. There's even a few on there specifically for the Twitter folk! Enjoy.
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March 8th... If you aren't listening to "The Last Podcaster Standing" yet, you damn well should. And we're not just saying that because of their shameless plugs. Funny as hell. Promise.
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February 28th ... Congratulations Kirk Douglas for reminding all of us why Dick Clark's Rockin Eve was so hard to watch without giggling uncrontrollably.
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January 12th ... Thank you Glenn Beck and Sarah Palin. Without the likes of the the publicly inept and monumentaly ignorant such as yourselves, this country would be a very boring place.
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December 28th ... Christmas is over... thank God for alcohol. No one should have to spend the holidays with their relatives
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December 3rd ... Not only do we now have a page up on Facebook, we have a Twitter account too! Holy shit! The apocalypse must be just around the corner.
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December 1st... Guess what? We heard about this great new website called "Facebook". Hey, you know it's hard to get on the computer here and go anywhere but Porn. CheckItOut and make sure you friend us! Hold on, I gotta go puke.
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November 27th ... Our mobile shopping page is up and running... check it out on your cell.
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