Do you want to make easy $$ selling smut to the masses that inhabit this gutter we call Earth?

Of course you do! That is why Get Offended.com is proud to bring you the opportunity to help spread the joy.

Introducing the Get Offended.com Affiliate Program! Offer our shirts for sale on your site, pay for them when you sell them (no inventory needed for you), we'll drop ship them to the customers for you! Easy Money!

How much money can I make?
The easy answer is, "As much as you want to make!". The wholesale cost for our Affiliate program is $14.00 per shirt plus $5.00 for shipping (medium, large, XL). Our suggested retail for the shirts on your site is $18.95 plus $5.00 shipping (medium, large, XL). That translates to a $4.95 profit for you for every shirt sold! The wholesale cost for 2XL, 3XL, and 4XL is $16, $20, and $25 plus $5 each for shipping. Our suggested retail for 2XL, 3XL, and 4XL is $21.95, $27.95, and $34.95 plus $5 each for shipping. This means a profit of $5.95 for every 2XL sold, $7.95 for every 3XL, and $9.95 for ever 4XL sold! If you sold 5 $18.95 shirts a week, you could earn $100 a month without ever keeping a shirt on hand or shipping one out! How easy is that?

How does the Get Offended.com Affiliate Program work?
The Get Offended.com Affiliate Program gives you the ability to sell our shirts on your website without all the hassle of inventory and follow through. The program consists of the registered Get Offended.com affiliate offering our line of merchandise on their website (or in their store) without the need to purchase inventory. The affiliate is responsible for establishing their own course of payment from their customers. Once the affiliate receives an order, they will fill out our "Purchase Order Request Form" and fax it to Get Offended.com. The "PORF" will consist of the customer's shipping information as well as the merchandise ordered. Upon reciept of the "PORF", Get Offended.com will send an "Online Payment Request" to the Affiliate for the predetermined wholesale price of the merchandise purchased. Once payment has been recieved, the merchandise will ship within 3 weeks to the customer via USPS with Delivery Confirmation. The Tracking Number for the order and ship date will be emailed to the Affiliate to keep for their records.

What are the advantages to the Affiliate Program?
The number one advantage to the program is no obligation to the Affiliate! If you don't sell anything, you don't pay anything. Also, since Get Offended.com takes care of all the drop shipping to the customers, the Affiliate needs no inventory on hand. This translates to profits with minimal effort!

What are the requirements to becoming a Get Offended.com Affiliate?
1) You must represent an established business. To be determined by Get Offended.com. In other words, someone can't sign up in order to get a few shirts at a discount.
2) You must have an active MasterCard or Visa account with which we will charge you for your merchandise.
3) You must have access to a fax machine.
4) You must pay the setup fee of $25 to establish your account.
5) You must have your own course of payment collection from your customers. In other words, you are responsible for your own website's ability to take online payments.
6) You must be atleast 18 years of age.
7) Your website cannot contain any images of Julia Roberts... we can't stand that bitch, and do not wish to be associated with her in any way.

How do I get started?
Click here to sign up!